Monarchist Merrymaker Prints

"I hate breaking in a new King!"

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Angelicus alcholicus.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass

Jester

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.