Moment Preserver Gifts

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

The Solution!

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'I am smiling.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

"ME!!!"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Alastair Cook

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Another Religiously Motivated Crime!

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

"All I know is that he goes by "Daddy" and kids love him."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

This is what happens when we die...

The fleeting moment

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"Good News! It's today again!"

One for the album

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.