Moment Maximizer Prints

"Don't let vending cheapen the moment."

Let's get organized

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Am Awful Crammer.

A boy with a camera

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

The Solution!

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"ME!!!"

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit