Mom's Favorite Rebel T-Shirts

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Punk Reindeer

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

The Mainstream

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Man painting MOM on boat

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Chippunks

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Just doing the school run.'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Auld Gang Sign

Intermediate Slouching.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"