Mom Friends Prints

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

The Baby Walker

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'T.M.I.F.'