Mom Friends Prints

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

The Baby Walker

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

What the Doctor Ordered

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."