Molecule Whisperer Mugs

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Man and Machine snoozing

Woman applying makeup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Cellular Plan

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'I want all of you to pay attention as though your job depended upon it.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'I've decided to spread the blame...unevenly of course.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Tough germ.

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

Nature rebels against the machine

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"