Molecule Matchmaker Prints

Compound Interest

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Acme Dating Service

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Match maker

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Romance Music