Molecular Biology Mugs

"Forget enlightenment. I want you to concentrate on the structure of the protein molecule."

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

Moose with twisted antlers like a DNA helix.

Jerk Gene

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're such a good listener."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

The Style of Elements

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Scientists are sexy