Mold Buster Prints

"Hey there big fella. You're not here just for a bit of vacuuming are you?"

North Pole

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Car Emissions

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Flies up the ante!

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Oil Spill

"Now get out."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"This feels so familiar."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Biocafeteraologist

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Now wash your hands.

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