Mohel Prints

Bris

Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'You've got mohel.'

A Charlie Brown Bris.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Burning the midnight oil.

37 years in the same position.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Working hours.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'These are job perks.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.