Modernization Geek Prints

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

A day at the transgenic races

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

Computerized society.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I've solved our chip shortage."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

Self-driving sled