Modernity Marvel Prints

Mobile elephones claim another victim.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

Drive-thru Church

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Just along for the ride.

'It's an honest piece.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."