Modernity Marvel Prints

Mobile elephones claim another victim.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Drive-thru Church

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Just along for the ride.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'It's an honest piece.'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."