Modernists At Heart T-Shirts

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

The Selfie

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Let us pray...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

James Joyce

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Anton Chekhov

"This is the show, Madam."

Architecture Books

"People don't live like that anymore."

Sisyphus Deconstruction

Centaur Traffic Sign

Ezra Pound

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Barnett Newman

'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.