Modernist Dreamer Mugs

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Network Upgrade.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Pipe Dream.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Citizen of the world.

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

The world's most unemployable family

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Children's imagination

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Turing Test Today

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.