"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
Modern World Navigator Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase their passion for exploration and modern discovery. Artistic and witty, these prints inspire their ongoing journey.
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
The Fast Lane.
No Immediate Danger
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
Bashful in Nashville
'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'
Day one, post grad
'This app tells me how near my friends are...'
Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.
I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"
'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'
'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'
That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?
"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."
Europe
"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."
"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."
'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'
"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."
'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'
"Oh shut up."
'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'
"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.
"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."
"Two-minute warning."
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."
It's the best I can offer you at the moment. Assistant Acting Deputy to the Manager.
'Gentlemen, I fear that my remaining time here will be short. The fed has a drone stalking me.'
Modern World Navigator Prints Collection
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