Modern Workspace Explorer Mugs

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

You are here.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"It's post-gingerbread."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Does it have a remote control?'

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."