Modern Workspace Explorer Mugs

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

You are here.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"It's post-gingerbread."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.