Modern Workspace Adventurer T-Shirts

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Office Park

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

You are here.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Careerist

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."