Modern Warfare Critic Mugs

Shhhh

Denazification

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pennies for People, Billions for War

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

Domino Democracy.

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

John McCain, pre-RIP

No Unknown Unknowns

Chilcot's Army

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Precisely Inprecise

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Double Speak

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Sorry

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

General eating his gun, whilst a child begs for peace.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Bush's Last Stand.

'I don't have a cell phone to look at, so I go to the mall and look at people looking at their cell phones.'

Bomb

Van Gogh on Instagram.

In the Future