Modern Torah Interpreters Prints

Moses and the Ten Commandments - Kindle Edition.

'Yes, all at once!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses as a child.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Dark Clouds

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"First, do no ham."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Moses Invents the Top 10 List: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa...trust me, that's waaaay too much information.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Manna Helper

Torah reading on the subway.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

Joshua as a kid

'Lot was told to take his wife and daughter and flee from Sodom.'

'I'll let your people go, but NO dual citizenship!'

'I liberate them from Egypt, give them manna, daily bread, milk AND honey, and the can't even keep ten lousy commandments!'

"Well, you weren't my first choice either!"