Modern Theatre Enthusiast Gifts

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Pirate

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"It's a play on words."

Applause

Silly wig.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

Reginald Bunthorne

"Bravo!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

To read or not to read?

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'