Modern Teen Mugs

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

"He's gone goth"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Funny Farm

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'