Modern Technology Aficionados Mugs

Get your popcorn, people. It's showtime! I hope it's something steamy. Ladies and gents, wonderful news. I have joined the user-generated-content generation. Please turn your attention to the computer monitor for the premier of my new video: La Vie Moderne. Munch, munch. This is a video of you eating a bowl of cereal. Corn flakes. Isn't the internet awesome?! I'll need tar, feathers and the video camera. Too nice.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"