Modern Tech Geek Mugs

"Well it's not me."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Computer Bore

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Big screen TV falling through floor

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'