Modern Survivor Pillows

Desert Island Drone...

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Generation Ex.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Starving explorer.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"