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"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Thermidor Dali

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Artists Cats

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I like the frame.'

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Mid-century Father

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Thermidor Dali

Understanding art.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Madonna and Child, 2008

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Waster Island Apartments

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."