Modern Senior T-Shirts

"Boomerlennial."

Computer Jobs

"I'm looking for one of those phones you can send naked pictures with."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Pensioner's Romance

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Grandad Prodigy

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.