Modern Scout Enthusiasts Mugs

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Another Rookie Mistake

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

'I have to take this call right now. Just go on across the street and text me so I'll know you made it okay.'

Now Wenger is taking the Mick!

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Boy scout saluting soldier.

Making the Police State Work For Us