Modern Romance Mugs

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"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

"Is there a maybe swipe?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

"Would you like to see a picture of me before the operation?"

"Why don't you ever put your hand on my knee?"

"Teenage love - they never stop texting each other."

"When I say we met online, I haven't physically seen him yet."

"I think she likes me. She sat five feet away instead of six."

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Technology and Love

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Spooning

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."