Modern Poet Of Lost Love Mugs

"Alexa, play our song."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Swing me with your words."

A Poet

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Anna Ahmatova

Ted Hughes.

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

Romantic Painter

Cupid views his online credit rating.

There's a tear in my beer.

Caged Lovers.

Heinrich von Kleist

A Birthday Gift from Shakespeare

'I'm a divorce lawyer. That helps a lot because as a sideline, I'm writing love poems.'

'It's me!! - 'You were the fir with the curly hair, I was the old man in the dirty mac. . .'.'

You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

Vanity Publishing - The customer is always write

'True, she is more successful at our open marriage than me...'

'What a bunch of incompetents! -- they matched me with my mother!'