Modern Planner Mugs

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Three more years of high school."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.