Modern Music Prints

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Tut and Carmen.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Cimafunk

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'