Modern Minimalism Fan T-Shirts

All our pumps are self service, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.

That shows business confidence.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man showing in the rain.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Hoarder."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Less is more.

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."