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"Apparently, those phones are more potent than my arrows."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Today's love

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Cupid

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

'Your credit card or mine?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Are you sure that's not your age?

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.