Modern Love Bird Gifts

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

'Cow in love'

Bear Costume

Sauvignon Bonk

Cupid and Targets

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

I only have eyes for you

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Paint pots in love

"I heard they mate for life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Sitting in a tree

"This will be hilarious!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Layer cake

Love is when you watch television together.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Man propelled by love

Love is in the air...

Incompatible.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Valentine Day

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'Which one is named after me?'