Modern Lifestyle Fanatic Prints

Otter

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You are still here."

Fur Baby

i-teddy

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Goodnight Social Media.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Astronaut Selfie.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."