'How long is this 'walk of fame'... We're into reality stars now.'
Modern Life Commentary Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase clever commentary on modern life. These eye-catching pieces add personality and humor to any home or office space.
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
Crap from the future.
"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
Weird things I do because of the internet
"Did you get my tweet?"
The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
"Freshly ground pepper?"
'This is suppose to be progress.'
"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
"You are still here."
Tunnel of TV
"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."
Peter
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
"How is it gendered?"
"The club scene is really changing."
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water
"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."
"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."
Modern Life Commentary Prints Collection
Modern Life Commentary Mugs
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Modern Life Commentary Pillows
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Modern Life Commentary T-Shirts
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