Modern Issues Observer Prints

Troll Bridge

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Selfie Stick

No Immediate Danger

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

The Real Crime is Not the Crime We Care About

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Foreign policy

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Iran-Gaza

Boris Johnson and the Truth

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Old Yarns

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'