
"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."
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"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Truth
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Lady Jane Grey
"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."
"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."
Creator's Remorse
Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk
'You know you're 40 when...'(women)
'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'
'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'
'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'
"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"
'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'
"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.
"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"
Personnel. How are your people skills?
"Artificial intelligence has just identified humanity's main problem. It's human."
Officer Worker Evolution
If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?
Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.
'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'
'A frog prince?... Not that old line again!'
"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"
'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'
Zebra Crossing
The myPhone
"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."
Time
Whatever
"I'm to tired to click on things all day."
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