Modern Deity Supporter Prints

"He must be mellowing! Instead of raining down death and destruction when he's angry, now he just sends mean tweets!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

God creates humans.

Pope Francis

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Neptune: the retirement years.

Beggars on the street.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Not the God I expected."

Designated smoking area of the gods

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

'Santa Claus really does exist! I just found his website.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

IGod.

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."