Modern Day Hoarder Mugs

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

'That's our mission statement.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Bobbies library of jeans

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It was a gift.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

James Russell Lowell

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"We saved all your old diapers."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

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