Modern-day Dreamer Pillows

Online shoe shine.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Pipe Dream.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Turing Test Today

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Desert Planet

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.