Modern Dad Mugs

Think of it as instant messaging.

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"He just said his first word!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

The modern generation!

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Laptops

Maternity tattoos