Modern Conveniences Prints

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"Oh, an indoor toilet!"

Hands-free laptop.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

Witch on stair lift.

"By shutting off the electricity for a while, you'll learn how we rely too much on modern-day conveniences."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"We don't bite food from fishing hooks anymore, we buy it online."

Key in PIN No.

'I got tired of waiting and sent out for pizza!'

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Santa Elevator

ATM.

"Now you can send it."

'I sent out for everything.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'There's nothing on.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

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