Modern Communication Buff Prints

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Let us pray...'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Complaints departement for men and women.

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"I need a more interactive you."

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"All those in favor Retweet."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?