Modern Communication Buff Prints

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Let us pray...'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"That's his answer to everything!"

Complaints departement for men and women.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"I need a more interactive you."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Modern Communications

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?