Modern Childhood Observers Mugs

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

Social networks and children

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Selfie Stick

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Childhood Screen Addict

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Waiting Room

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Maternity Hospital

Mice 25¢

"Your sister got another promotion."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.