Modern Caroler Mugs

'It's so lovely to hear the holiday ringtones at this time of year.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Coventry Carol

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Carols

Christmas-Plex

Ding dong merrily on us!

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Playing the Cello at Christmas.

Warm Winter Wishes

Extreme Carolling

'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'

Carol Singers

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Choir