Modern Art Appreciating Prints

Matisse Music

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

Victor Hugo

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I gotta be me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mikado

A Macaroni in 1772

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"You're welcome."

It's a call from Tate modern.

bird interprets modern art

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'