Modern Aesthetics Fan Pillows

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Modigliani's Giraffe

The iPad Players

Warhol Exhibit

"We really need to up our game."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Lighthouse switch

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

Architecture Books

Bau Wau Haus

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

"Please hold still!"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.