Modern Aesthetics Fan Pillows

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"We really need to up our game."

Warhol Exhibit

Modigliani's Giraffe

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Lighthouse switch

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

Art Show - I like this one, it's called 'FT up 90'.

Architecture Books

Bau Wau Haus

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Artist paints graffiti: Rembrandt Sucks Eggs!

"It's called 'eight down and fourteen across'."

"Please hold still!"

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'