Model Train Enthusiasts Mugs

'I just thought our affair might be a little more...exotic.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"I think we're losing 'em."

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

Chattanooga choo choo

"A man and his choo-choo."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.