Model Making Maverick Prints

'You just slip it in and it's done. I don't know why you spend all that time building those ships in a bottle when a row boat is much easier.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Piracy on a boating lake

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Rogue elephant

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Biker chopper shopper

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"You again?"

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."